I have been reminded several times this week of comedian Steven Wright. So, for this week’s Friday Funny I thought I would share a few of my favorite Steven Wright quotes. While searching for these I came across this video from Comic Relief featuring his comedy. You are guaranteed to laugh! Enjoy!
- All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
- I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
- What’s another word for Thesaurus?
- Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
- I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, “Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?” I said, “yes”.
- I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
- I installed a skylight in my apartment… the people who live above me are furious!
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
- I have an existential map. It has ‘You are here’ written all over it.