What if God had texted the 10 Commandments?

I saw this either on a blog or in an e-mail a while back and came across it again today. I’m not sure I quite get all of them. I think you have to be a teenager to understand all of these abbreviations, but I know the originals well enough to get the meaning.

What if God had texted the 10 Commandments?

1. no 1 b4 me…srsly
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8, or ox, or dnkey. myob

Good luck deciphering all of that!

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