Funny Quotes

I am writing to you today from the Orlando airport. Fortunately, I’m waiting for the flight home. It’s great to travel, but I always look forward to the trip home so I can see my family again.

I always enjoy reading humorous quotes and thought I would share some I found today with you. Enjoy!

“If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.”
Yogi Berra

“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
George Burns

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
Rita Rudner

“Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?”
Jeff Foxworthy

“What’s another word for Thesaurus?”
Steven Wright

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