I am writing to you today from the Orlando airport. Fortunately, I’m waiting for the flight home. It’s great to travel, but I always look forward to the trip home so I can see my family again.
I always enjoy reading humorous quotes and thought I would share some I found today with you. Enjoy!
“If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.”
– Yogi Berra
“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
– George Burns
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
– Rita Rudner
“Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?”
– Jeff Foxworthy
“What’s another word for Thesaurus?”
– Steven Wright